William Tell Overature

This works best when the William Tell Overature is Hummed. (Think Lone Ranger)
Carlie's due any day, doesn't that sound grand! And gas prices have gotten out of hand. Blake took a job in another state, summer's fi--nally here can't wait! Hyrum and Morgan are getting big, but Grandma Cathi's losing weight, Lauren is swimming with such ease and Anna's crawling Gee how great! Benny just entered cub scouts, with Cameron and Jacob too. Chase entered into scouting, Haley's texting- what can we do?!? Grandpa is working at the airport, Jeff's bear hunting now that's a sport- Amy just colored her lovely hair and I'm folding kids underwear! Madeline Jo is a princess who is ready to welcome little ____, and Sammy, Gabe and Katie well, we miss them but what can I say? Joni is quite the doctor, and Darrin is Mr. Mom. Dirk got a big promotion, and Shannon is oh so strong. Well my house is for sale, so is mom and dad's- but nobody's looking, so that's too bad- Time to fix dinner, and then to run- late practices are oh so fun! Hope you enjoyed this little tune, it's just a way to fill you in. Having fun while you type being cre--a--tive surely that can't be a great big sin. Just want to say I love you, and hope you are doing well. Time sure is flying quickly, can't believe it, but what the_____ (heck... ha ha I caught you!) I've got to run, but I'll see you soon, or send me a text this afternoon. How do I end this tune of mine? I will stop- since Jack began to whine!